IC CONTACT

[osteothropy]

✆CHANNEL FREQUENCY: 800.80085
DESCRIPTION: Sans will frequently ignore messages about stuff he doesn't want to deal with, but the second something of importance comes up on the channel he will appear as if he's been listening intently all along.

✉MAIL BOX LOCATION: Novelty Skeleton Statue
DESCRIPTION: There is a skeleton statue next to his trailer door with an extended, bowl-like lower jaw, that looks like it's meant for putting Halloween candy in. He would like it if you did. It's technically his mailbox, though, so mail is probably fine, too.

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[osteothropy]

[A few hours later, Susan will get a response, in the form of a note in his mailbox.The handwriting will look uncannily similar to Comic Sans, not that Susan knows anything about computers or is capable of appreciating that particular quirk.]

heh. that's a sad story kid.

nice of you to try to patch things up for your bro but i gotta be firm about this. he was looking for an excuse to kill people like me and i don't exactly trust him not to try it again given the chance. which means i got no choice but to issue a punishment......

in the form of a QUEST.

in order to have his staff returned..... you and brother have to acquire for me a shirt that actually says "wolf bread" on it..... and HE'S got to be the one to deliver it...... by hand.

oh and it has to be machine washable, too.

this is an official order from the warden and is thus completely mandatory.

-sans