IC CONTACT

[osteothropy]

✆CHANNEL FREQUENCY: 800.80085
DESCRIPTION: Sans will frequently ignore messages about stuff he doesn't want to deal with, but the second something of importance comes up on the channel he will appear as if he's been listening intently all along.

✉MAIL BOX LOCATION: Novelty Skeleton Statue
DESCRIPTION: There is a skeleton statue next to his trailer door with an extended, bowl-like lower jaw, that looks like it's meant for putting Halloween candy in. He would like it if you did. It's technically his mailbox, though, so mail is probably fine, too.

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[wild_magic]

[A couple days after the orientation, Susan finally puts together a card to put in Sans' mailbox. It's fairly simple; "I'm sorry" written across the front, with a message and a picture on the inside. He isn't sure if this will work, but it's at least a good first step.]

Dear Skeleton Guy,

I'm sorry that my brother tried to attack your cool dogs and also another skeleton. He's usually a really good person except he doesn't like skeletons because this one time some zombies attacked our village and killed everyone. He doesn't mean to be mean, he just doesn't know how to talk to people or anything so that's what he did when he got upset.

But since now he knows he can't do that can he have his staff back? It's very important, he made it out of a tree that was his friend, and without it he can't help fight bad guys or protect people. It would be very very nice of you if you could let him have it back.

I was going to give you an "I'm sorry my brother was dumb" present but I couldn't find a good answer of what you like so I drew a picture instead. I hope you like it!

From,
Susan

also mail

[osteothropy]

[A few hours later, Susan will get a response, in the form of a note in his mailbox.The handwriting will look uncannily similar to Comic Sans, not that Susan knows anything about computers or is capable of appreciating that particular quirk.]

heh. that's a sad story kid.

nice of you to try to patch things up for your bro but i gotta be firm about this. he was looking for an excuse to kill people like me and i don't exactly trust him not to try it again given the chance. which means i got no choice but to issue a punishment......

in the form of a QUEST.

in order to have his staff returned..... you and brother have to acquire for me a shirt that actually says "wolf bread" on it..... and HE'S got to be the one to deliver it...... by hand.

oh and it has to be machine washable, too.

this is an official order from the warden and is thus completely mandatory.

-sans