IC CONTACT

[osteothropy]

✆CHANNEL FREQUENCY: 800.80085
DESCRIPTION: Sans will frequently ignore messages about stuff he doesn't want to deal with, but the second something of importance comes up on the channel he will appear as if he's been listening intently all along.

✉MAIL BOX LOCATION: Novelty Skeleton Statue
DESCRIPTION: There is a skeleton statue next to his trailer door with an extended, bowl-like lower jaw, that looks like it's meant for putting Halloween candy in. He would like it if you did. It's technically his mailbox, though, so mail is probably fine, too.

Comments

Radio

[pipers_son]

[....And then not ten minutes later, and Sans' walkie talkie frequency is buzzing to laugh and breaking in with Joker's laughter. Guess what he came back home to find.]

Sans! Did ya go and hook me up with a friend a yers as my date for the night?

[osteothropy]

[Oh my god, seriously? He was supposed to find it afterwards. Joker is never finished, apparently.]

Yeah. Better taken them with you or you'll offend my people.

[pipers_son]

Well, we'd never want that. But, Sans, ya rude git, ya shoulda introduced me proper. I don't even know yer friend's name!

[osteothropy]

It's Napoleon. He happens to be a gentleman, so you better treat him right.

[pipers_son]

Sans, are ya implyin’ I ain’t a perfect gentleman myself?