IC CONTACT

[osteothropy]

✆CHANNEL FREQUENCY: 800.80085
DESCRIPTION: Sans will frequently ignore messages about stuff he doesn't want to deal with, but the second something of importance comes up on the channel he will appear as if he's been listening intently all along.

✉MAIL BOX LOCATION: Novelty Skeleton Statue
DESCRIPTION: There is a skeleton statue next to his trailer door with an extended, bowl-like lower jaw, that looks like it's meant for putting Halloween candy in. He would like it if you did. It's technically his mailbox, though, so mail is probably fine, too.

Comments

[whattaprick]

[ In theory, there’s a lot Lambert could say to that. Instead, he settles on: ]

That’s stupid.

[ He won’t bother to elaborate on exactly which part, but his whining is curiously muffled, like he might have buried his face in a hand or something similar. ]

[osteothropy]

No, you're stupid.

[It's said so flippantly and casually it barely holds any weight, but look, if you give him a dumb response he'll do so in kind.]

[whattaprick]

Obviously.

[ The reply is sullen. ]

[osteothropy]

So if you're stupid, what're you gunna do about it?

[whattaprick]

Try to stop being stupid, I guess.