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[osteothropy]

✆CHANNEL FREQUENCY: 800.80085
DESCRIPTION: Sans will frequently ignore messages about stuff he doesn't want to deal with, but the second something of importance comes up on the channel he will appear as if he's been listening intently all along.

✉MAIL BOX LOCATION: Novelty Skeleton Statue
DESCRIPTION: There is a skeleton statue next to his trailer door with an extended, bowl-like lower jaw, that looks like it's meant for putting Halloween candy in. He would like it if you did. It's technically his mailbox, though, so mail is probably fine, too.

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Mailbox - Day 20

[spaghettimonster]

[Left in Sans' mailbox is a painted card. The card smells of pine needles, snow and a fireplace, and features Papyrus, waving enthusiastically ahead. Somehow there's boneprint snowflakes faintly falling against the pale background. Along the header and footer, the card reads:]

HAPPY GYFTMAS
(ON THE MOON)
FROM PAPYRUS!!!

[Inside, a personal message continues:]

HI SANS!
IT MIGHT SEEM REDUNDANT TO WRITE YOU THIS CARD...
GIVEN WE'RE HANGING OUT IN PERSON, AND I ALREADY WISHED YOU A HAPPY GYFTMAS...
BUT YOU GET A CARD TOO!! YOU'RE NOT BEING LEFT OUT.
YOU CAN HANG THIS ON A WALL, OR A REFRIGERATOR, OR WHATEVER PLACE YOU WANT TO HANG DECORATIONS.
THE BEGINNING OF A SMALL GALLERY.
I KNOW I'M GOING TO DO THAT WITH SOME OF MY ART GIFTS.
AND MAYBE SOME OF THE PHOTOS THE RINGMASTER GOT ME.
ARE PHOTOS ART?
WELL, LET ME KNOW IF YOU WANT ANY OF THEM, WE COULD GET THEM COPIED.

[Nobody tried stuffing an entire bed, not even a cloud bed, into Sans' mailbox. They probably had it brought to the cabin on the moon, so Sans could've been using it while recuperating. The card just sat here for a bit.]