IC CONTACT

[osteothropy]

✆CHANNEL FREQUENCY: 800.80085
DESCRIPTION: Sans will frequently ignore messages about stuff he doesn't want to deal with, but the second something of importance comes up on the channel he will appear as if he's been listening intently all along.

✉MAIL BOX LOCATION: Novelty Skeleton Statue
DESCRIPTION: There is a skeleton statue next to his trailer door with an extended, bowl-like lower jaw, that looks like it's meant for putting Halloween candy in. He would like it if you did. It's technically his mailbox, though, so mail is probably fine, too.

Comments

[whattaprick]

[ Witchers are usually lone fighters too, but Lambert's had the benefit of having to endure annoying training sessions and being raised with a whole bunch of other kids, so he knows what it looks like in theory. ]

We're gonna be in another fae's realm. Whatever magic he's got is going to be more than anything most of us have. [ Matter of fact. The Ringmaster outmatches all of them; ergo, if she's being cautious, so will he. He's certainly not betting their safety on his fledgeling ability to turn into a dragon, that's for sure. ]

I don't like any of this.

[osteothropy]

It'd be kind of weird if you did.

[Sans always sounds pretty laid back about this stuff until he suddenly isn't - but right now he's discussing it casually, even if he's much more concerned on the inside.]

Believe me, I'm not a fan either. It has some eerie similarities to a previous situation, and we can't afford to have something like that happen again.

[whattaprick]

[ Whereas Lambert always sounds pissed about everything -- pissed at the hassle, pissed at having to play babysitter, pissed at why the Ringmaster's even decided to bring them along to this stupid stuffy world. ]

With our luck, we're gonna end up finding out the Ringmaster's got a jilted lover that turns people into werewolves. [ Like, proper ones, not the spell Sans uses to turn himself into a beast... ]