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IC CONTACT

✆CHANNEL FREQUENCY: 800.80085
DESCRIPTION: Sans will frequently ignore messages about stuff he doesn't want to deal with, but the second something of importance comes up on the channel he will appear as if he's been listening intently all along.

✉MAIL BOX LOCATION: Novelty Skeleton Statue
DESCRIPTION: There is a skeleton statue next to his trailer door with an extended, bowl-like lower jaw, that looks like it's meant for putting Halloween candy in. He would like it if you did. It's technically his mailbox, though, so mail is probably fine, too.

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I guess the distinction is... why couldn't you pose it to her more gently? Was it necessary to back her into a corner? It's not like she wouldn't deal with it without an order, bud.

Wouldn’t she?

[ Lambert genuinely doesn’t sound sure about that. ]

She sounded like she was losing it. [ Which, you know, way to go Lambert, making it even worse. But... ] I was pissed, and there wasn’t anything gentle about what I was asking her to do.

[ Hold on a tic. ] Wait, you think she was mad about how I said it?

[Good grief.]

Uh, yeah. That tends to make a difference. Y'know. With people. In social interactions.

Hey, you said it yourself! You've talked a lot of shit! She knows I talk a lot of shit!

There's some stuff you don't talk shit about unless you're trying to hurt someone. Sounds like this is one of those things for her.

It also probably means she actually likes you and thought you'd know the difference. Or did, anyway.

Edited 2018-06-20 16:52 (UTC)

[ In theory, there’s a lot Lambert could say to that. Instead, he settles on: ]

That’s stupid.

[ He won’t bother to elaborate on exactly which part, but his whining is curiously muffled, like he might have buried his face in a hand or something similar. ]

No, you're stupid.

[It's said so flippantly and casually it barely holds any weight, but look, if you give him a dumb response he'll do so in kind.]