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[osteothropy]

✆CHANNEL FREQUENCY: 800.80085
DESCRIPTION: Sans will frequently ignore messages about stuff he doesn't want to deal with, but the second something of importance comes up on the channel he will appear as if he's been listening intently all along.

✉MAIL BOX LOCATION: Novelty Skeleton Statue
DESCRIPTION: There is a skeleton statue next to his trailer door with an extended, bowl-like lower jaw, that looks like it's meant for putting Halloween candy in. He would like it if you did. It's technically his mailbox, though, so mail is probably fine, too.

Comments

Radio, some time after everyone is a little lessy bleedy and panicked

[pipers_son]

Hey, Sans, ya ever teach anybody anythin'?

[For all that he is super fucking tired, this could almost sound like a casual conversation topic.]

[osteothropy]

Practical education, mostly.

[Normally he'd be inclined to deflect this all together, but people have been asking serious questions today.]

[pipers_son]

[Yeah, weird how attacks on the carnival make people so serious, huh?]

Well, how practical are magic lessons then, would ya say?

[osteothropy]

[There's a long moment of hesitation on the other end.]

What kind of magic you lookin' for?

[pipers_son]

The, ha, kind that makes ya suddenly disappear from one place and show up in another.

[osteothropy]

Huh.

[He has to think about that for a second.]

I guess I could show you a couple things. You learned any magic since you got here? Can't remember seeing you do much with it...

[Because if Joker is a novice, hooo boy.]

[pipers_son]

[HA…. HA… SO ABOUT THAT…]

I’ve talked with some folks about it, especially since magicians are a good main act in performances, but it’s not somethin’ I’ve been exactly… pursuin’. Thought it was a bad idea ta get too wrapped up in faerie magic and the like, y’know. But, well, with what’s happened lately…

Better ta choose the danger I know instead of the danger suddenly pointin' a gun at my performer's faces, right?

[osteothropy]

Buddy, I think you are wrapped up in faerie magic whether you like it or not.

I can do spacial displacement with or without fae magic, but the principles are similar. One way summoning should be simple enough.

[Sometimes it seems like he starts busting out the big words just to try to weird people out.]

[pipers_son]

Well, when ya put it like that…

[Yeah, ok, why’d he even bother, etc]

So it’s fine then?

[osteothropy]

Yeah, sure. Why not.

[Big shrug.]

If you want me to show you the ropes, I'm not too hard to find.

[pipers_son]

Ya are the most reliable fellow in the carnival that way.

Anyway, I’ll drop over sometime soon, then, and I’ll bring somethin’ trashy as thanks~.