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[osteothropy]

✆CHANNEL FREQUENCY: 800.80085
DESCRIPTION: Sans will frequently ignore messages about stuff he doesn't want to deal with, but the second something of importance comes up on the channel he will appear as if he's been listening intently all along.

✉MAIL BOX LOCATION: Novelty Skeleton Statue
DESCRIPTION: There is a skeleton statue next to his trailer door with an extended, bowl-like lower jaw, that looks like it's meant for putting Halloween candy in. He would like it if you did. It's technically his mailbox, though, so mail is probably fine, too.

Comments

[whattaprick]

[ Why can't this problem just be solved by stabbing something? Life's so much easier when you can solve things by running them through. Violence is always the answer. ]

I know that. I'm the one who usually stops listening. [ And from his tone of voice, yeah, he's unhappy about it. ]

All the questions piss me off. I can't tell them something I don't know, but then they'll just make shit up on their own. You can't win.