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Sans the Skeleton ([personal profile] osteothropy) wrote2016-10-13 11:06 pm

IC CONTACT

CHANNEL
FREQUENCY: 800.80085
DESCRIPTION: Sans will frequently ignore messages about stuff he doesn't want to deal with, but the second something of importance comes up on the channel he will appear as if he's been listening intently all along.

✉MAIL BOX
LOCATION: Novelty Skeleton Statue
DESCRIPTION: There is a skeleton statue next to his trailer door with an extended, bowl-like lower jaw, that looks like it's meant for putting Halloween candy in. He would like it if you did. It's technically his mailbox, though, so mail is probably fine, too.
pipers_son: (bestia-domitor) (And I'd rather cry while putting a)

Mailbox

[personal profile] pipers_son 2016-10-16 01:22 am (UTC)(link)
[Probably at the same time that Sans is leaving his own little gift, Joker is leaving his own at his trailer. However, he can't teleport like Sans can, so there's just a plastic bag hanging from his fake skeleton's jaw with a joker playing card poking out of it.]

[He thought of you, buddy.]
pipers_son: (The stripper told Tom to sort his life)

Radio

[personal profile] pipers_son 2016-10-16 01:23 am (UTC)(link)
[....And then not ten minutes later, and Sans' walkie talkie frequency is buzzing to laugh and breaking in with Joker's laughter. Guess what he came back home to find.]

Sans! Did ya go and hook me up with a friend a yers as my date for the night?
pipers_son: (bestia-domitor) (And I'd rather cry while putting a)

[personal profile] pipers_son 2016-10-16 02:16 am (UTC)(link)
Well, we'd never want that. But, Sans, ya rude git, ya shoulda introduced me proper. I don't even know yer friend's name!

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mail

[personal profile] wild_magic 2016-10-26 07:41 pm (UTC)(link)
[A couple days after the orientation, Susan finally puts together a card to put in Sans' mailbox. It's fairly simple; "I'm sorry" written across the front, with a message and a picture on the inside. He isn't sure if this will work, but it's at least a good first step.]

Dear Skeleton Guy,

I'm sorry that my brother tried to attack your cool dogs and also another skeleton. He's usually a really good person except he doesn't like skeletons because this one time some zombies attacked our village and killed everyone. He doesn't mean to be mean, he just doesn't know how to talk to people or anything so that's what he did when he got upset.

But since now he knows he can't do that can he have his staff back? It's very important, he made it out of a tree that was his friend, and without it he can't help fight bad guys or protect people. It would be very very nice of you if you could let him have it back.

I was going to give you an "I'm sorry my brother was dumb" present but I couldn't find a good answer of what you like so I drew a picture instead. I hope you like it!

From,
Susan


spaghettimonster: (COOLSKELETON95)

mail

[personal profile] spaghettimonster 2016-10-30 03:11 am (UTC)(link)
[The day after orientation, having had time to find writing supplies and figure out just where Sans' residence is, a letter appears in the decorative skeleton's lower jaw.]

HI SANS,
I DIDN'T EXPECT TO SEE YOU HERE! AND I THINK, SOMEHOW YOU DIDN'T EXPECT TO SEE ME, EITHER???
THE RINGMASTER DIDN'T MENTION SHE WAS INVITING YOU TOO!
I GUESS WE BOTH HAD THE SAME IDEA. WHICH MAKES SENSE!!! BUT
YOU SHOU
IT'S MY RESP
IT DOESN'T SEEM FAIR FOR BOTH OF US TO WORK FOR IT??? ONE OF US SHOULD RENEGOTIATE.

I'M IN TRAILER 22. SO... COME FIND ME??? YOU'RE PROBABLY HAPPY TO FINALLY BE ON VACATION,
WITH HOW MUCH YOU TALK ABOUT THEM... BUT I'M WORRIED! IT'S NOT LIKE YOU TO DISAPPEAR ALL NIGHT!!! I WON'T MIND JUST HANGING OUT LIKE A COUPLE OF BROS!

K PAPYRUS

P.S. YOU SHOULD GET A PROPER MAILBOX? THIS SKELETON LOOKS HUNGRY. WHAT'S THE POINT OF PEOPLE BRINGING YOU MAIL IF YOU'RE JUST GOING TO LET SOMEBODY EAT THE LETTERS???
spaghettimonster: (BROTHERLY EXCITEMENT)

mail

[personal profile] spaghettimonster 2016-10-30 11:01 am (UTC)(link)
[Papyrus had left a note on the door of his and Gottlieb's trailer (if they even were staying roommates, that was not a great first meeting!) just in case Sans stopped by while he was out making dreamcatchers and learning the ins and outs of his new job.

When he gets home, sees the paper in his mailbox (mail! addressed to him and not to The King!!! what a wonderful novelty!) he reads it right away. And then again, and a third time, his smile fading with each reread. How... maddeningly vague. Well, it'll just have to be another of these correspondences, then.

By morning of s1:d2, another letter has appeared in the skeleton's jaw.]


SANS
THAT DOES AND YET DOES NOT MAKE SENSE.
THE RINGMASTER TOLD ME I COULD GO HOME TO THE SAME DAY I LEFT. SHE MUST HAVE DONE THE SAME KIND OF TIME MAGIC FOR YOU.

BUT YOU NEED TO THROW A SKELETON A BONE HERE. HOW ARE THINGS DIFFERENT? DID YOU GET IN DEBT INSTEAD? ARE YOU STUCK HERE???

- YOURS IN BROTHERLY CONCERN,
PAPYRUS

P.S. NO MATTER HOW MANY SORRYS YOU WRITE AT ME, I'M NOT RESCINDING MY OFFER. YOU CAN VISIT ANY TIME!!

P.P.S. DID YOU GET A TATTOO???
spaghettimonster: (DRAMATIC SWOON)

mail

[personal profile] spaghettimonster 2016-10-31 12:17 am (UTC)(link)
[The day came, the day went. He learned more about his job, and the exciting array of disgusting messes that people from different worlds could create, than he ever really wanted to know. But! He's no slacker!

Unlike a certain brother, who left him no response to any of those questions or worries at all.

If it weren't for the fact that Sans probably lives with someone else, Papyrus would go straight to that trailer and knock on the door for a while. But interrupting the innocent roommate would be rude. Especially if they were as nervy as his seems to be.

S1:D3, a third letter appears.]


ATTENTION BROTHER,

I HUMBLY REGRET TO INFORM YOU THAT... I THINK A DOG ATE YOUR LETTER.

OR SOMETHING. I DIDN'T RECEIVE YOUR RESPONSE! WHICH I'M SURE YOU MUST HAVE LEFT! EVEN IF IT WAS JUST A LETTER SAYING 'OK.'

DON'T SEND ME A LETTER THAT JUST SAYS OK.

IF YOU REALLY, TRULY, ABSOLUTELY DON'T WANT TO TALK IN PERSON RIGHT NOW... SINCE IT'S BEEN SUCH A LONG TIME SINCE YOU'VE SEEN ME, AND YOU'RE OVERCOME WITH MEMORIES...

THEN YOU CAN USE THE RADIO! I'M KEEPING MINE SET TO THIS VERY COOL FREQUENCY: 172.79787. PLEASE FEEL FREE TO GIVE ME A CALL!!!

- STILL ME!

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dorkypantsuit: (=i)

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[personal profile] dorkypantsuit 2017-01-05 06:34 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm going to assume we don't have any emergency protocols in place given no one knows any.
dorkypantsuit: (-ii)

[personal profile] dorkypantsuit 2017-01-05 06:44 pm (UTC)(link)
[He grimaces, closing his eyes before forcing himself to start again.]

I think we should set up emergency procedures and I need your help setting it up and possible convincing the ringmaster.

[There, that sounded not accusatory, he hoped.]

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pipers_son: (bestia-domitor) (And I'd rather cry while putting a)

Radio, some time after everyone is a little lessy bleedy and panicked

[personal profile] pipers_son 2017-01-05 11:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Hey, Sans, ya ever teach anybody anythin'?

[For all that he is super fucking tired, this could almost sound like a casual conversation topic.]
pipers_son: (bestia-domitor) (He threw a pool chair off of an)

[personal profile] pipers_son 2017-01-07 05:51 am (UTC)(link)
[Yeah, weird how attacks on the carnival make people so serious, huh?]

Well, how practical are magic lessons then, would ya say?

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[personal profile] spaghettimonster 2017-02-03 09:58 pm (UTC)(link)
[Sometime after Papyrus' announcement about sand sculptures, when Amethyst and Sans are both out of the supervisor grove, a renegade artist sneaks into their rooftop. He leaves a sand Sans that looks like it's taking a nap.]
dorkypantsuit: (&v)

Mailbox (Inside Papyrus' Letter)

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spaghettimonster: (==> PAPYRUS: POSE DRAMATICALLY)

Mailbox (Outside Psiioniic's Letter)

[personal profile] spaghettimonster 2017-04-10 01:20 am (UTC)(link)
HI SANS,

DO NOT FEAR, I AM NOT WRITING TO PESTER YOU TO CALL ME. I UNDERSTAND NOW THAT YOU NEED TIME AND SPACE TO DEAL WITH THINGS. AND YOU KNOW THAT I'M AROUND, HOPING FOR YOUR BEST. I'M ALSO HOPING THAT YOU'VE GONE AND ENJOYED THE LAKE, AND THE MOUNTAIN, AND EVERYTHING. DOES IT MAKE YOU FEEL NOSTALGIC TOO??

AND GUESS WHAT? I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO'S BEEN THINKING OF YOU. YOU MAY HAVE NOTICED... BUT INSIDE THIS LETTER, IS ANOTHER LETTER! WRITTEN BY ANOTHER PERSON!! AND THAT LETTER IS FOR YOU.

ENJOY YOUR DOUBLE FEATURE DOUBLE LETTER!

NYEHFULLY,

- PAPYRUS
spaghettimonster: (I'M ELEVEN)

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[personal profile] spaghettimonster 2017-04-29 09:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Hi Sans!! I have a super-duper casual question. And no particular reason for asking it, just curiosity. So... that deja vu you had, back home, what was that like?
spaghettimonster: (I HAVE ONLY GOOD FEELINGS ABOUT THIS.)

[personal profile] spaghettimonster 2017-04-29 09:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Um. You know, those... bits and pieces of things you remembered? And remember now, in all too vivid detail...? What was that like?

[Everything is casual and cheerful and fine, nothing to uhhh or worry about, really! He swears!]